About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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