he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
it's great music for shaving your balls
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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