$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Why is your signature on my underwear?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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