doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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