what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
