nut hugger
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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