do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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