In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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