You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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