Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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