OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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