I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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