i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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