Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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