So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You're like the curious george of whores
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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