YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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