Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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