But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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