Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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