i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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