What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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