he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You can make out without kissing
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