WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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