Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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