Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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