No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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