Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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