Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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