what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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