I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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