If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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