is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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