She's JV to your varsity
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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