I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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