Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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