help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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