Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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