My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm sobbing to NWA
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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