your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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