he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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