Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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