do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
