I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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