There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
