6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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