Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?

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(323): View more from California

Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?

(310): View more from California

You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?

(323): View more from California

So...no?`

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(510): View more from California

I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.

(702): View more from Nevada

Are you high?

(510): View more from California

No. That's why it's odd

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(518): View more from New York

im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.

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(813): View more from Florida

I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???

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(904): View more from Florida

I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.

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(480): View more from Arizona

he seriously made his penis a facebook.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?

(475): View more from Connecticut

I'll be right over.

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