I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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