i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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