Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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