I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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