dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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