I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
3pm strippers are depressing
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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