You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?