Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?