Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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