why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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