I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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