Say something about gay babies.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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