its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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