bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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