seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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