im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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