I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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