Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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