Don't you send me to vm
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
